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doug thomas - 09 Sep 2004 23:49 GMT

I found this in another newsgroup I frequent.

Read on MacDuff

>Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I have used it since
the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the >best. Now
that I am older and I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago I
spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring
husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started to
become a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a
lot of his blood on

>my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out by using a bargain detergent,

but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I
purchased a bottle of Liquid Tide With Bleach Alternative. To my surprise
and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out
so well that the detectives came by

>yesterday and told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative. Then

my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect
in the disappearance of my husband. It was quite a relief! I thank you, once
again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go.

I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people.

Signed,

A Relieved Wife

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It is sunny and breezy here now, which is a great change from last night and
this morning when the remnants of Francis blew through the Frozen North.

Doug Thomas

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LilMtnCbn - 10 Sep 2004 02:29 GMT

>Subject: too much fun to pass up
>From: "doug thomas" thomform@iaw.on.ca
>Date: 9/9/2004 4:49 PM Mountain Standard Time
>Message-id: <pNKdnbdjJ4BlQN3cRVn-tA@golden.net>

>I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people.
>
>Signed,
>
>A Relieved Wife

ROFLMAO!

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail . . . but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn . . . that was fun!"
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too much fun to pass up