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Family Forum / Parenting / Adoption / November 2004Idle thoughts while defrosting a Turkey
Hey all. I thought I'd drop by and let everyone know who cares (that's you, Jean--hubba hubba) that I'm still alive and kicking. Life's been busy lately (new job, old bills) and if the 3162 unread e-mails that I just deleted are any indication, I've had little time to communicate with anyone. So, since I've the day off I decided to clean out the ol' inbox and see what's new in alt land. I heard a while back that MA finally passed the baby dump law. Just goes to show ya. You could have Charles Manson pimping these things and they'd get passed. I find it interesting that the Ms have set their sights on VT next. I think they'll have to do a little more than hike from Hinesburg to Montpelier to ram it through. My bet is that they'll need a corpse. So, when the next dead baby shows up in Massachusetts they can spirit the tiny cadaver to VT and kill to birds with one stone. No post SH dead babies in MA and a wake up call to all the half-witted schubes north o' the border. Of course, a few strategic blow-jobs here and there could be a help, as well. I see that our resident fleshpeddler has succumbed to the widespread demohysteria that has a firm grip on slightly less than half of our voting population. Personally, I couldn't stand either one of the clowns but, to be frank, if I had to hear JFK (chuckle) talk for the next 4 to 8 years I would be tempted to deafen myself with two freshly sharpened #2 pencils. Don't blame me. I voted for some other Bozo. I see that Jackie has disappeared. What's this ng about now? Must be something to do with no Hockey night in Canada this year. I received the alt.adoption Christmas questionnaire Thanks, Marla). I printed it, rolled it up, shoved it up my cat's a.s, set it on fire and extinguished the entire mess with a well directed stream of urine. What's that make me? Anyway, since I've an extra long weekend and the pace of work seems to be settling into saner winter hours, I'll have time to swing by more often. Jack >Subject: Idle thoughts while defrosting a Turkey >From: "Jack Bernhard" jcbernhard@deletethisprodigy.net [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] >printed it, rolled it up, shoved it up my cat's a.s, set it on fire and >extinguished the entire mess with a well directed stream of urine. I think we've caught a glimpse of your cat in the last few days. Does it answer to the name "Scarlett?" >What's that make me? Ooh, ooh. This is way too easy. >Anyway, since I've an extra long weekend and the pace of work seems to be >settling into saner winter hours, I'll have time to swing by more often. Excellent! Dad Sadly VT has a Democrat dominated House and Senate. Most tend to be liberals and way to many are from places like MA. The BSH agenda may get pushed through especially if it asks for no funding. I plan to watch this one. Raymond > >Subject: Idle thoughts while defrosting a Turkey >>From: "Jack Bernhard" jcbernhard@deletethisprodigy.net [quoted text clipped - 51 lines] > > Dad > Sadly VT has a Democrat dominated House and Senate. Most tend to be liberals > and way to many are from places like MA. The BSH agenda may get pushed > through especially if it asks for no funding. I plan to watch this one. > > Raymond Ehhh..Ray, I'm a VT born and bred bastard. I'm well aquainted with the politics up there (I transplanted for work). Trust me. It'll be a miracle if the leg ever figures out how fix the property tax mess that they got themselves into. Besides, I'm a former student, friend and constituent of the chairperson of the SAC. We'll quash this. Jack Jack: So, you're a woodchuck, eh? I am not sure that the leg is going to fix anything to do with property taxes and school funding. If a barn has a rotten foundation you can't fix it painting the cupola. It will be interesting to see how they do approach it this year. As for the BSH issue, I'd be just as happy if folks from away stayed away and let us dumb VT taxpayers sort it out. Raymond >> Sadly VT has a Democrat dominated House and Senate. Most tend to be > liberals [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Jack > >Subject: Idle thoughts while defrosting a Turkey > >From: "Jack Bernhard" jcbernhard@deletethisprodigy.net > >Date: 11/24/2004 3:23 PM Eastern Standard Time > >Message-id: <456pd.31947$Qv5.27049@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com> > >I received the alt.adoption Christmas questionnaire Thanks, Marla). I > >printed it, rolled it up, shoved it up my cat's a.s, set it on fire and > >extinguished the entire mess with a well directed stream of urine. > > I think we've caught a glimpse of your cat in the last few days. Does it > answer to the name "Scarlett?" Jesus. I read her crap. Anutter loonitic fringer. Actually, I've nothing against two consenting adults performing a repulsive act. It's their business. Not that I can come close to understanding why anyone would actually wanted to be "adopted back". Being adopted once was enough for me. Hell, I've spent the last couple weeks telling my family and the in-laws why we're staying home for Thanksgiving. Last thing I need is another interested party. > >What's that make me? > > Ooh, ooh. This is way too easy. Uh huh. Give it up Mr. Blue State. > >Anyway, since I've an extra long weekend and the pace of work seems to be > >settling into saner winter hours, I'll have time to swing by more often. > > Excellent! > > Dad >Jack Bernhard< >I heard a while back that MA finally passed the baby dump law. Just goes to [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >cadaver to VT and kill to birds with one stone. No post SH dead babies in >MA and a wake up call to all the >half-witted schubes north o' the border. Hey Jack, Nice to see that you've finally come out of your hole long enough to see all the wonderful progress we've made here in New England on Baby Safe Haven laws. Now, why don't you go back to your turkey and stuff it!...And don't forget to add all the nuts. Happy Holidays to all, Jean >>Jack Bernhard< >>I heard a while back that MA finally passed the baby dump law. Just goes to [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] >Happy Holidays to all, >Jean Geez, Jean, don't you have a baby to save somewhere, a pregnant little match girl or a drug addicted mother to be in need to medical care to tell about Safe Havens? I can't imagine there are any readers left here that need to be told what they are. Oh, and about that turkey you wanted Jack to stuf . . . J. Reply to jmhjmd at aol. >Subject: Re: Idle thoughts while defrosting a Turkey >From: jmdjmh@aol.compostible (J.) >Date: 11/26/2004 6:16 PM Mountain Standard Time >Message-id: <20041126201600.12369.00001256@mb-m28.aol.com> >Geez, Jean, don't you have a baby to save somewhere, a pregnant little match >girl or a drug addicted mother to be in need to medical care to tell about [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >J. J! ------------------------- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail . . . but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn . . . that was fun!" -----Unknown >>Subject: Re: Idle thoughts while defrosting a Turkey >>From: jmdjmh@aol.compostible (J.) [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > >J! Yes? Oh, sorry about the typos. J. >------------------------- >A good friend will come and bail you out of jail . . . but, a true friend >will >be sitting next to you saying, "Damn . . . that was fun!" >-----Unknown Reply to jmhjmd at aol. > >Subject: Re: Idle thoughts while defrosting a Turkey > >From: jmdjmh@aol.compostible (J.) [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > J! How the mighty have fallen ;) What is this world coming to?! Kathy 1 >Subject: Re: Idle thoughts while defrosting a Turkey >From: "kat" katlat24seeifthishelps@hotmail.com [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > >Kathy 1 No kidding. Patty said the F-word earlier today. Methinks they indulged in too much sweet potatoes. ------------------------- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail . . . but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn . . . that was fun!" -----Unknown > >Jack Bernhard< > >I heard a while back that MA finally passed the baby dump law. Just goes to [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Nice to see that you've finally come out of your hole long enough to see all > the wonderful progress we've made here in New England on Baby Safe Haven laws. Like I said, in spite of your wackiness, the thing pushed through anyway. Congrats. Whatcha gonna do when you see it doesn't work? Ignore it? > Now, why don't you go back to your turkey and stuff it!...And don't forget to > add all the nuts. Hubba Hubba, baby! My wife is a bit miffed at you, though. The way you showed up after your victory with a bottle of cheap bubbly and a loudly vocalized desire to f.ck the hell out of a "real bastard". You're a naughty one, Jean. > Happy Holidays to all, You too, Jean. Jack <<<Like I said, in spite of your wackiness, the thing pushed through anyway. Congrats. Whatcha gonna do when you see it doesn't work? Ignore it?>>> We'll do exactly what they're doing in the states of Ohio, CT and CA where the laws are working exactly as they were intended to. Geting the word out is the first step. We have the support of the communities, hospitals, fire and policeman groups, and colleges. Two of the largest campuses have already published major articles, aired TV program segments, and college radio stations have a PSA they're airing. <<<<Hubba Hubba, baby! My wife is a bit miffed at you, though. The way you showed up after your victory with a bottle of cheap bubbly and a loudly vocalized desire to f.ck the hell out of a "real bastard". You're a naughty one, Jean. > Happy Holidays to all, You too, Jean. Jack>>>> Her being a bit miffed?? Though, I understand that she must be in a total state of utter confusion being married to you. Why don't you give her the straight story of how I agreed with the Dick Cheney quote spoken to Senator Patrick Lahey to "go F--- Yourself." I said that to a certain Old Dirty Bastard in the exact same context as the Vice President. Remember, 99% of the US population now has a Baby Safe Haven law. With that percentage going up. No use fighting BSH laws, they're here to stay. And that makes for Happy Holidays. Jean > Remember, 99% of the US population now has a Baby Safe Haven law. With that > percentage going up. No use fighting BSH laws, they're here to stay. That's what people used to say about closed records. You might want to take note. Kathy 1 > And that makes for Happy Holidays. > Jean >> Remember, 99% of the US population now has a Baby Safe Haven law. With > that >> percentage going up. No use fighting BSH laws, they're here to stay. Gee, a couple of adoption lawyers here in Ohio claim that if Ohio's law is ever challenged in court it will mostly likely be overturned. Marley > That's what people used to say about closed records. You might want to > take [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >> And that makes for Happy Holidays. >> Jean > <<<Like I said, in spite of your wackiness, the thing pushed through > anyway. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > the > laws are working exactly as they were intended to. And just how are they working. Why did it take the State of Ohio 2 years to send me information I requested under our Sunshine Law, and then only with the intervention of a conservative Republican State Rep--and then admit that they had done no "study" after all--they depend on the word of the counties with no tracking system and no methodology? And let's not forget the fiasco in California last year when they claimed only 1 death when between myself and Marjie Lundstrom who is absolutely pro BML, found a dozen? And what are you gonna do when your first mom or baby dies because of your PR blitz? Geting the word out is the > first step. We have the support of the communities, hospitals, fire and > policeman groups, and colleges. Two of the largest campuses have already [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > And that makes for Happy Holidays. > Jean What Old Dirty Bastard? Not our late lamented ODB? You certainly never said it to me. BTW, why don't you come down for the open records celebration January 3. Your pal Phyllis won't be there, though. She got booted out of office. Marley <<<<BTW, why don't you come down for the open records celebration January 3. Your pal Phyllis won't be there, though. She got booted out of office. Marley>>>> Sounds like a good day to roll-out a New England SH awareness campaign, Jan 3. We'll start in MA on the 1st, then NH, then move on to VT to get the law passed there completing the NE block. Thanks for the inspiration! Also, our friend Rep. Woods will be moving on to bigger and better things too. Presidential primary season is just around the corner, with that state going red once again. Jean > <<<<BTW, why don't you come down for the open records celebration January > 3. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Jean But will Phyl abandon her purple suit for something more...ummmm chic? Marley <<<But will Phyl abandon her purple suit for something more...ummmm chic? Marley<<<< What are you talking about??? Representative Phyllis Woods is always impeccably dressed! When she testified for the Baby Safe Haven bill in MA her suit was far superior to the MA women "progressive chic" legislators, only equaled by our Lt. Governor. Her style is very sophisticated. And she wears all her jewelry in the right places. ;-) Jean > <<<But will Phyl abandon her purple suit for something more...ummmm chic? > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > all her jewelry in the right places. ;-) > Jean She wore an ugly purple suit when she testified against adopted adults in NH. She very closely resembled the way Phyllis Schfflay looked when I saw her at the Christian Coalition conference in WDC in 2002. Marley > <<<But will Phyl abandon her purple suit for something more...ummmm chic? > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > all her jewelry in the right places. ;-) > Jean Just HOW do you know where she does or does not wear all her jewelry??? hmmmmmm KL >> <<<But will Phyl abandon her purple suit for something more...ummmm chic? >> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > KL Bwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you suggesting.... Marley >>> <<<But will Phyl abandon her purple suit for something more...ummmm >>> chic? [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Bwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you suggesting.... I ain't suggesting nothing....just going on Jean's own words there. KL > Marley >Subject: Re: Idle thoughts while defrosting a Turkey >From: "KL" klbjornme@aohell.com [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > >KL Um Eww. ------------------------- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail . . . but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn . . . that was fun!" -----Unknown ><<<<BTW, why don't you come down for the open records celebration January 3. >Your pal Phyllis won't be there, though. She got booted out of office. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >Jean Presidential primary season is three years away, but I suppose you could book a suite at the Manchester Day's Inn and wait it out. Ron > >Subject: Idle thoughts while defrosting a Turkey >From: "Jack Bernhard" jcbernhard@deletethisprodigy.net [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > >Jack So which Bozo did you vote for? I'm with you about Kerry.....him and that thumb of his. I'd like to shove it up where the sun don't shine. Welcome back to Pleasantville, Jack... Kathy Welcome back, Jack. J. >Hey all. I thought I'd drop by and let everyone know who cares (that's you, >Jean--hubba hubba) that I'm still alive and kicking. Life's been busy [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > >Jack Reply to jmhjmd at aol. > Hey all. I thought I'd drop by and let everyone know who cares > (that's you, Jean--hubba hubba) that I'm still alive and kicking. [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > > Jack Bravo! Bravo! Author! Author! Gawd, I'm still laughing. Great rant! Good to have you back, Jack. steve >> Hey all. I thought I'd drop by and let everyone know who cares >> (that's you, Jean--hubba hubba) that I'm still alive and kicking. [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > > Gawd, I'm still laughing. Great rant! Good to have you back, Jack. Was a very nice synopsis, wasn't it?:)  Signature--------- Robyn Resident Witchypoo #1557 >>> Hey all. I thought I'd drop by and let everyone know who cares >>> (that's you, Jean--hubba hubba) that I'm still alive and kicking. [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > >Was a very nice synopsis, wasn't it?:) It was, and the start of the silly season seems a particularly apt time to revisit alt.a. Welcome home Jack. Julia Top Post: Good to see you posting again. Kathy 1 > Hey all. I thought I'd drop by and let everyone know who cares (that's you, > Jean--hubba hubba) that I'm still alive and kicking. Life's been busy [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > > Jack Welcome back, Jack. Good to see you again. Linda <<<<I received the alt.adoption Christmas questionnaire Thanks, Marla). I printed it, rolled it up, shoved it up my cat's a.s, set it on fire and extinguished the entire mess with a well directed stream of urine. What's that make me? Jack>>>> Hmmm, let's see. If you did this as part of a protest in front of a national historic monument, (ie - the Liberty Bell) you'd most likely be inducted into a BN Hall of Fame.....er' shame. Don't forget to keep up the good work! Jean |
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