Family Forum / Parenting / Parenting / March 2007

Hello Everyone;
Its been about 6 months now that I have freed myself from the tyranny of the child support system.  The methods I used did work, and I am writing to share the good news with you, and I will not even ask for a single dime from you for this valuable information.  It's all yours.

As you may have figured out, the child support system is composed of mostly a socialistic system.  It combines the feeling of "those poor children" and "that damn bastard father" and mixes it with a little injustice.  As a result of this combined mixture of oil and water, divorce rises as dreams of riches and glory are instilled upon women around the nation and what they have to gain by destroying their own homes.

Despite the dream that child support is based on a percentage and the child support system is a fair system whose only purpose is to make irresponsible men take care of their children, the truth is that the amounts of child support orders which are placed on men are actually based on what the judge thinks is right based on what he thinks the man should be making.  It does not necessarily matter how many other children he may be supporting or what may become of his household in the end, the judge decides all.

Well, my friends.  To fight a socialist system, you need to use socialistic medicine.  In other words, don't use logic and common sense, it won't work.  Here is my advice for you.

First of all, I found it quite interesting as I would sit in the 'child support' hearings, I found that almost all individuals that were there that day appeared to be of a lower chast, or of the work force.  Those that work hard for our fine system.  Construction workers, Guest Room Porters, Security Guards, Waiters, etc.  If you belong to this system, this is certainly not a crime.  However, you may need to understand that you are now standing amongst an awful lot of people of whom the child support hearing master hears nothing but excuses from each day.  You need to stand out a little and appear seperate from this group.

When you go to court...  shave, bathe, wear clean clothing.  Make yourself presentable.  Wear a tie.  In this matter, when you speak to the judge, you will at least appear to be respectable and if your story is good, perhaps believeable.  I'd probably present yourself as something other than a construction worker though.  Judges know that construction workers are often paid under-the-table and it is a well known thing.  Get a part-time job on the side for a while in an office perhaps, that way the judge isn't thinking that you are pulling a fast one on him.  Let him know you got the part time job to try and make ends meet.  It is more believable.

Now, so far, I haven't presented any full fledged formula.  In socialistic medicine there really isn't one, socialistic laws are not based on logic but I can tell you that if you are looking into the child support laws, you aren't looking in the right place either.  Most of these ideas compose of showing and successfully convincing the judge that you are poor.  The Child Support Laws are only meant to screw you, laws outside the child support laws are designed for other purposes and it is there that you should look.  So, where should you look, let's first see how you get screwed to begin with.

When child support laws first came out, I was quite worried.  Here were laws that just about ignored all other laws, all logic, and went straight for the roots.  If you got your paycheck garnished, you were without right off the bat.  Forget the debtors prison constitutional protections, forget the federally mandated collector's laws, forget justice.  All this government control wasn't a good idea, but if you are on this newsgroup, you probably know that already.  Mix all this government control with socialistic "save the children" nightmare medicine, and you get quite a bit of uncontrolled and unchecked chaos.  Liberals always did have a way of being stupid, didn't they?

As for me, I've been poor most of my life.  I have several children by more than one wife and I have a child support debt to take care of.  Fear not, it isn't the end of the world.  You can lead a normal life and support your children.

Let me start off by saying that I believe as many others do, I refuse to be a paycheck, I refuse to succum, I refuse to be a mere number.  Child Support guidelines are extremely harsh and very unforgiving.

As I once heard on television, the only way to victory in this case is to deny them the fight.  Or as Sun Tzu once said in the Ancient Art of War, "The skillful leader subdues the enemy's troops without any fighting."  Take my advise, try to avoid court if you can.  If you must go, make it as little as possible.  The fight isn't in the Child Support Court, that establishment was only created to rob you.

So, how did I do it?  Come to the meat already, huh?  I did it by being rich and poor, strong and weak, big and small, tall and short.  If you are rich, make yourself to be poor.  If you are strong, make yourself to be weak.  If you are big, make yourself to be small.  You see, the government can't squeeze blood from a turnip, so the trick is to become a turnip, or at least make them think you are a turnip.  You see, you are in this mess because people think you have money.  If you have none, they think you are hiding it.  So, as I say, "show them the money."

One of the answers to this dilemma actually resides in the business laws.  Regardless of what you do, you can often create a business around it and actually become a tax write-off to your employer, instead of a tax expense.  Creating an LLC (this is the one you probably want) isn't hard either, just log on the internet and do a search for your secretary of state, then fill out an LLC form, and pay the fee (can range from $25 and up).  Now, sign up for a payroll service, such as www.payroll.com and pay yourself, but less than what you made before.  Now you have a legit paycheck from a legit business.

Sign up for the new employee register.  Pay unemployment taxes.  Report your income.  Show everyone your money.  See?  It's right here!!!  This is how much I make....  Then pay it.  I've seen people who had to pay so much in child support that they ended up hiting the federal guideline that says you can't take more than 50% of a person's income.  Ridiculous.  In this way, they only take up to 50% of whatever you are paying yourself.

How does this help you?  Well....   Now the company (a completely seperate entity from yourself) has the other half in order to pay the business expenses, such as employee's paid meals, rent on the building where the business resides, the phone service, electricity services, cable, the business car, gas, employee trips, etc.  Understand....  these items HAVE to be put in the business name for the business to pay them, but that is no great thing, just do it.  With a Employer Identification Number you can begin a credit line in the business and have loans and business credit cards started up.  In time, you could actually rebuild your life and only pay a FAIR amount for child support.

This in turn will cause the wife to quite looking to you for more money.  Keep the courts from thinking you are hiding some of it.  Stop the delusions of riches obtained by divorce.  Simply, show them the money, pay what you owe, and live on the company.  In this way, you may be able to knock down your support payment by as much as 75%.

Some simple rules to make this work:
 a.. Don't tell anyone about the business except the bare minimum (idiot rule #1)
 b.. Don't put it in your name, try a friend or spouse or relative (idiot rule #2)
 c.. Don't get greedy.  If you try to pay yourself mimimum wage with only 5 hours a week working, they will wonder how you live.  (idiot rule #3)
 d.. Don't draw attention to yourself or the business.  (idiot rule #4)
If anyone suspects you of doing this, it will certainly piss off the judge and a lot of people.  Most people are quite ignorant of child support laws and will turn you in, especially if you piss them off, so although this is entirely legal, remember....  the child support socialistic laws are not logical.  They will cream you if they find out what you are doing.  If someone does find out, make sure you can show them the business is legit in every way.

Admittingly, you have some hoops to jump through, but hopefully you can look at this bit of advice and work with it.  It doesn't answer everything, but it does focus on an answer.  Want a free book on all this?  View it online here:

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