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Family Forum / Parenting / Parenting / October 2007Pregnancy Practical Advice & Emotional Assistance
Pregnancy or Postpartum Concerns? * Are you pregnant or a new mother? * Do you wish someone would hold your hand and show you how? * Do you simply want a sympathetic ear to listen to your stories? * Do you have concerns about your new role in the family and the changes around you in life? * Safe, Secure & Confidential If interested please call, 1-888-INGENIO (1-888-464-3646) Ext: 0555373 or for more details, please visit http://www.ingenio.com/groups/homepage.asp?TID=NkVEQzhE > Pregnancy or Postpartum Concerns? > * Are you pregnant or a new mother? > * Do you wish someone would hold your hand and show you how? Might be good to read up on childcare before you have a kid, no? > * Do you simply want a sympathetic ear to listen to your stories? > * Do you have concerns about your new role in the family and the > changes around you in life? > * Safe, Secure & Confidential > If interested please call, 1-888-INGENIO (1-888-464-3646) Ext: 0555373 > or for more details,  SignatureSarah Gray >> Pregnancy or Postpartum Concerns? >> * Are you pregnant or a new mother? >> * Do you wish someone would hold your hand and show you how? > > Might be good to read up on childcare before you have a kid, no? I've been trying for years to get emotional assistance for my situation. No matter what I do I just don't get pregnant. Perhaps someone at this Psychic Hotline can hold my thingy and show me how. I don't want phone sex - I want real help. Paying $6.99 per minute sounds so cheap. What ever happened to free love? "Bob Whiteside" <robertg@teleport.com> wrote in > - I want real help. Real help is on the way Bob, it's a new service for loving couples who are separating and want little conflict in the divorce settlement. Don't laugh, this is real! --------------------------------------------------- "The clients control the agenda," says family lawyer Jeff Rechtshaffen. "And the ways in which issues are resolved don't necessarily come from law." Another example: A father earns much more than the mother. Child support guidelines suggest if the father has the child 40 per cent or more of the time, he may not need to pay the full amount of child support. "That may cause the woman to be anxious," says Ms. Cohen. Instead, they can create a blended agreement in which **Dad still pays decent child support** but also has the kids more than 40 per cent of the time. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20071025.wxollaborate25/BNSto ry/lifeFamily/home > "Bob Whiteside" <robertg@teleport.com> wrote in > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20071025.wxollaborate25/BNSto ry/lifeFamily/home This is real too. WOMAN'S LOVE POEM This comes straight from the heart of a woman............. Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S LOVE POEM We all know where this one came straight from and it wasn't straight from the heart. I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs, who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me off skiing, hiking, fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh.t. >> "Bob Whiteside" <robertg@teleport.com> wrote in >> [quoted text clipped - 49 lines] > with huge boobs, who owns a bar on a golf course, > and loves to send me off skiing, hiking, fishing and hunting. > This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh.t. BRILLIANT! I still like that term, "Blended Agreement" !. Pay more and you get to see your child maybe 40% of the time! LOLOLOLOLOL |
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