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Family Forum / Marriage / Divorce / March 2007I'm shocked
I was handed this message by a very intoxicated woman in a bar last night. She was handing a printed copy of this to all the men in the bar. I must admit I was shocked...... This woman was nothing I'd want to sleep with either. The bartender finally asked her to leave because she was too drunk. Here is what the note said..... ------ The time has come After many years battling with a.shole men, I have come to the conclusion that men are only interested in 3 parts of my body. My 2 tits and my twat. I plan to have all the other parts of my body surgically removed so I can satisfy all men without my unwanted parts getting in the way. I will begin this surgery soon. As soon as it's completed, I will be seeking men who have removed all body parts except their cock. That way my two tits and a twat can enjoy being penetrated by a cock without having to deal with all the unwanted junk parts of men that only get in my way. Besides your cock, I ask that all men keep their left butt cheek where their wallets hang in their pocket. These two tits and a twat require lots of money to perform properly. If you are a man and only want my 2 tits and a twat give me a call at xxx-xxxx Applications are now being accepted. Signed: 2 Tits & 1 Twat...... Nothing More If you see her again, tell her to stop by my place. I think I like her. >I was handed this message by a very intoxicated woman in a bar last >night. She was handing a printed copy of this to all the men in the [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > >Signed: 2 Tits & 1 Twat...... Nothing More >I was handed this message by a very intoxicated woman in a bar last >night. She was handing a printed copy of this to all the men in the [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > >Signed: 2 Tits & 1 Twat...... Nothing More No oral?? > No oral?? Yeah really...should be 2 Tits & 1 Twat & 1 Mouth (minus the vocal cords of course) > >I was handed this message by a very intoxicated woman in a bar last > >night. She was handing a printed copy of this to all the men in the [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > No oral?? I thought the same thing... hands, mouth, armpits. Women have way more options than just T&A. - Saul and saulgoode made the comment... >I thought the same thing... hands, mouth, armpits. Women have way more >options than just T&A. You expect someone who fishes in a bar to have a little imagination also? >> I was handed this message by a very intoxicated woman in a bar last >> night. She was handing a printed copy of this to all the men in the [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > No oral?? And aren't most of us right-handed? Left butt cheek ain't doing nothing for those two tits and a twat. Rambler Too funny . >I was handed this message by a very intoxicated woman in a bar last > night. She was handing a printed copy of this to all the men in the [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Signed: 2 Tits & 1 Twat...... Nothing More and single4ever made the comment... >conclusion that men are only interested in 3 parts of my body. My 2 >tits and my twat. I plan to have all the other parts of my body Either that or change the bait you use. |
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