Family Forum / Marriage / Marriage / September 2009

And dumb, of course!

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By The Reliable Source  |  September 2, 2009; 5:45 PM ET

"Levi Johnston Gives the Palin Family a Mud Bath"

Man in the middle: Levi Johnston stands on the tarmac in Minnesota
last year with the Palin family. To the left: Track, Piper and Willow
(holding Trig). To the right: Johnston's ex-girlfriend Bristol, Todd
and then-vice presidential candidate Sarah. (Melina Mara/The
Washington Post)

A few weeks ago, after he gave yet another stammering, insight-free TV
interview, we accused poor Levi Johnston of having nothing to say.

Well, what did we know? Turns out Sarah Palin's ex-almost-son-in-law
was saving it all for a more prestigious outlet -- and a paycheck.

In the October issue of Vanity Fair, now hitting newsstands, Johnston
shares his "as told to editors" story of life with the former Alaska
governor and her family, claiming that Palin and husband Todd bickered
often and slept apart; that they nagged him and daughter Bristol to
let them adopt their out-of-wedlock baby; that the kids did all the
housework; that she never read the newspaper; that she was desperate
to make money; that she didn't really know how to shoot.

Oh, and that she made Johnston cut off his mullet.

Reps for Palin did not respond to requests for comment Wednesday,
though they've previously blasted the 19-year-old -- who first started
blabbing on the "Tyra" show in April -- for "engaging in flat-out lies
[and] gross exaggeration" and basically cashing in on his brush with
political history.

All this seamy domestic dish came to light after the high-tone monthly
approached the Wasilla teen to tell his story. Magazine chief Graydon
Carter assigned a young editor, Jon Kelly, who spent three days
interviewing Johnston in New York in late July, then worked with him
to turn the transcribed conversations into a story, said Vanity Fair
rep Beth Kseniak.

Johnston was paid as author of the story, though the magazine would
not say how much. Among the claims of the former electrician's
apprentice in "Me and Mrs. Palin":

# Sarah Palin urged the teenage couple to let Todd and her adopt the
baby they were expecting; Johnston theorizes that this was because she
didn't want people to know her daughter got pregnant. "She was nagging
-- she wouldn't give up."

# The governor is not the outdoorswoman she seemed: "I've never seen
her touch a fishing pole. She had a gun in her bedroom and one day she
asked me to show her how to shoot it. I asked her what kind of gun it
was, and she said she didn't know."

# But no bookworm either: "Once in a blue moon, I'd see her reading a
book, and I've never even seen her read a newspaper in my life. The
Frontiersman and the Anchorage Daily News were always there in the
morning, but the only one who looked through them was Todd."

# The Palins slept apart (Todd "in the living room, on his little
black recliner, with the TV going in the background -- usually with
the news or an Ultimate Fighting Championship match on -- wearing
clothes he wore that same day") and dropped the "d" word when fighting
("Todd would say, 'All right, do you want a divorce? Is that what you
want? Let's do it! Sign the papers!' They'd either stop and be fine or
Sarah would go to her room. That's just how it was with them.")

# Sarah Palin seemed to dote more on her new grandson, Tripp, than on
her own infant, Trig. "Sarah has a weird sense of humor. ... Sarah
would call Trig -- who was born with Down syndrome -- 'my little
Down's baby.' ... and sometimes say, playing around, 'No, I don't want
the retarded baby -- I want the other one,' and pick up Tripp. That
was just her -- even her kids were used to it."

# The Palins' four older children did most of the cooking and
cleaning. The governor "always wanted things and she wanted other
people to get them for her. If she wanted a movie, Bristol and I would
go to the video store; if she wanted food, we'd get her something to
eat, like a Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell."

# At the Republican convention, "The first thing Sarah said to me at
the hotel was 'You gotta cut your hair.' ... And she got me to shave.
There was even talk about me having to get a spray tan, but thank God
I didn't." Johnston scored "two Burberry suits and one Armani suit,
Prada shoes, and a cashmere sweater. ... I felt totally out of my
world." After the campaign, "Sarah and the girls were [irked that]
they had to give most of their clothes back, but I still saw some of
it around the house after the campaign."

In closing, Johnston -- who recently attended the Teen Choice Awards
with Kathy Griffin and hinted about a career in modeling or acting --
said he aspires "to take care of my family. ... I'm not going to get a
big old mansion and drive around in a Bentley. If it doesn't work out,
I'll just go back to being a licensed electrician ... That's still a
lot of fun to me."

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