Family Forum / Marriage / Marriage / July 2007

I just lost my 6th wife.  That's 6 dead wives in 4 years.  I thought
this last one was healthy.  On Saturday we went out to eat a spicey
mexican dinner.  When we got home I was ready for some sex and she
said she had bad heartburn and could not satisfy me.  I never thought
heartburn was fatal, but I was wrong.  She took some Tums and went to
bed.  I sat down in front of the tv and had just opened my beer when I
heard a loud blast in the bedroom.  I ran in there and found her heart
laying on the carpet in flames.  My wife's body laid dead in our bed.
Her heart began to set the carpeting and drapes on fire, but I was
able to make out the fire with my beer before I called the fire
department and ambulance.  I never knew that heartburn meant that the
heart really starts on fire.  Now I do.  I am going to miss my wife
tremendously, but I am getting used to losing them and finding
replacements.  The next time you or your spouse or anyone else gets
heartburn, grab a fire estingusher and call an ambulance immediately.

By the way, I am a 26 year old sexy male and am available and will
begin looking for a new wife in a few days after the funeral is over.
If you are an attractive young single woman, email me if you are
interested in finding the man of your dreams.