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Family Forum / Marriage / Marriage / February 2008How to pick up women
Grab em low, lift with your knees. - Saul > Grab em low, lift with your knees. > > - Saul If that doesn't work you can always say: I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button. V > > Grab em low, lift with your knees. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > V Honestly, the "line" I almost always use is, "Are you single?" It's honest, sincere, direct, sets her expectations, and gives her a graceful out if she chooses. And if she says, "Yes, I have a boyfriend," then I say, "Do you love him?" Boyfriends never stopped a <Goode> boy. I gotta stay away from women, though. Yall are bad news... ;) LOL at RJ. - Saul >Honestly, the "line" I almost always use is, "Are you single?" >It's honest, sincere, direct, sets her expectations, and gives her a >graceful out if she chooses. >And if she says, "Yes, I have a boyfriend," then I say, "Do you love >him?" Boyfriends never stopped a <Goode> boy. More honestly, I've heard, "I'm hard. Are you wet? Wanna be?" <wouldn't try it myself> >>Honestly, the "line" I almost always use is, "Are you single?" >>It's honest, sincere, direct, sets her expectations, and gives her a [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >More honestly, I've heard, "I'm hard. Are you wet? Wanna be?" ><wouldn't try it myself> I hope you're kidding. That's a disgusting pickup line and I wouldn't give anothe moment's notice to someone who asked me that.  SignatureLauri in WA > On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:38:50 -0500, "Rog'" > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > I hope you're kidding. That's a disgusting pickup line and I wouldn't > give anothe moment's notice to someone who asked me that. If someone said that to me, there is no way I could take that seriously. My eyes would pop out and I would probably laugh my butt off the bar- stool. Vickie >>> Honestly, the "line" I almost always use is, "Are you single?" >>> It's honest, sincere, direct, sets her expectations, and gives her a [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > I hope you're kidding. That's a disgusting pickup line and I wouldn't > give anothe moment's notice to someone who asked me that. Many zillions of years ago, I probably was not even legal to get into a dance club, but there I was. A black man asked me to dance. I said sure, off we went and danced. We chit chatted as best you can with loud music. He asked me if I had any black in me. (I was really niave.) I answered no. He asked "want some?" I mean how STUPID! I just walked away. > >>> Honestly, the "line" I almost always use is, "Are you single?" > >>> It's honest, sincere, direct, sets her expectations, and gives her a [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > asked me if I had any black in me. (I was really niave.) I answered no. He > asked "want some?" I mean how STUPID! I just walked away. My worst line received -- a girl walked up to me in college and asked, "Are you from a good family, and were you popular in High School?" Guess she had her standards. My worst pickup line (this was actually to a girl who I didn't like, so I don't know if this counts): "You're beautiful. Seriously, you look just like my brother." My worst blunder. Girl was wearing combat boots and a dress. I said, "I love those boots. I bet they'd look great next to my bed in the morning." She said, "Tell that to my boyfriend -- he's the bass player." (she still loved me, talked to me anyway...) Funniest one I've heard. Ask a girl if she wants to dance. If she says No, look at he weird and say, "What? No, I said, 'You look fat in those pants.'" Still... the best line is to just say, "Hey, you." - Saul >> > Grab em low, lift with your knees. >> [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > >LOL at RJ. Moi? What'd *I* do? >Grab em low, lift with your knees. > > - Saul Use the proper equipment... http://tinyurl.com/22lvq9 rj |
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