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Family Forum / Parenting / Mothers / June 2008An Incident in the Parking Lot
There I was on my way into Wal-Mart's parking lot... Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't even a blip on the horizon... I was in a great mood, too, thinking about where I was going to hit lunch after my purchase... When... Three cars quick-stop. Not me; I rear-end the car in front of me hard enough to push him into the next crinkling his aluminum-and-fiberglass Minicooper. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car -- and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I couldn't *believe* it! He was a DWARF! He looks over his car and then storms over to me in my car. Since I was already out, he glares up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and ask, "Well, which one are you then?" ... And that's when the fight started. > There I was on my way into Wal-Mart's parking lot... Getting into a fight > was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't even a blip on the [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > ... And that's when the fight started. LOL Must be Grumpy ;) I do have to ask... Did this really happen or is it just a joke? Either way, that's really funny ending, or beginning, but the start wouldn't be so great :( lol I am not Happy - that's a great one lol [snip] > I do have to ask... Did this really happen or is it > just a joke? Joke. :) Glad you enjoyed it. The Ranger > [snip] >> I do have to ask... Did this really happen or is it [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > The Ranger haha That's what I was thinking. Just would be too horrible if it was actually true. A person would be very, very baaad if they got themselves in that kind of situation! > There I was on my way into Wal-Mart's parking lot... Getting into a fight > was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't even a blip on the [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > ... And that's when the fight started. Oh, I SO needed that today!!! heehee > Yeah, well, I couldn't *believe* it! He was a DWARF! He looks > over his car and then storms over to me in my car. Since I was > already out, he glares up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' > > So, I look down at him and ask, "Well, which one are you then?" That's the funniest thing I've heard all week. You made my day. Thanks. gloria p >There I was on my way into Wal-Mart's parking lot... Getting >into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > >... And that's when the fight started. Hah! As good as your stories always are, I almost thought this was a real story. I needed a giggle this morning :-) Nan > There I was on my way into Wal-Mart's parking lot... Getting > into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > ... And that's when the fight started. I cringed thinking this was real. I was feeling bad for the poor guy (I think DWARF is a derogatory word). I know, I know, I need to loosen up :) janesire@gmail.com wrote in news:d3135bd7-0308-43c0-8a53-d2e576964dc7@x41g2000hsb.googlegr oups.com: > I cringed thinking this was real. I was feeling bad for the > poor guy (I think DWARF is a derogatory word). > I know, I know, I need to loosen up :) actually, it's a medical term. not all little people are dwarves & those that are not get rather peeved being referred to as dwarves. lee  SignatureLast night while sitting in my chair I pinged a host that wasn't there It wasn't there again today The host resolved to NSA. > On Jun 17, 3:07 pm, "The Ranger" <cuhulain-...@yahoo.com> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > (I think DWARF is a derogatory word). > I know, I know, I need to loosen up :) Dwarf is also a physical description. Someone between, I think, 4'5" and 5'0', and solidly-built in body are considered dwarves. (Not to be confused with midgets which have other characteristics associated with them.) Of course it can also be used to describe the bearded and stocky short-person with the very brusque attitude... :) The Ranger LOL, that was really funny :) I too was not sure if it really happened to you or a joke, though was leaning toward the latter...lol. Thanks for brightening my mood... > There I was on my way into Wal-Mart's parking lot... Getting into a fight > was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't even a blip on the [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > ... And that's when the fight started. > LOL, that was really funny :) I too was not sure if it really > happened to you or a joke, though was leaning toward the [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > > > ... And that's when the fight started. The problem with Ranger is, you will never know if he's serious in one of his stories! He is such a master a weaving words that it is hard to tell. SignatureFroggy >> LOL, that was really funny :) I too was not sure if it really >> happened to you or a joke, though was leaning toward the [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > of his stories! He is such a master a weaving words that it is hard to > tell. And THAT is exactly why I had to ask. Just to be sure. lol |
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