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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE! I'm sorry. What was your question? ROFLMAO ... I just emailed this to my DH at work ... I asked him to change a few light bulbs this past week ... I'm still waiting. lol > Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE! > I'm sorry. What was your question? ok, as of 6:30 a.m. today ALL the bum lightbulbs have been changed in this house. hehe This was effective ;) > ROFLMAO ... I just emailed this to my DH at work ... I asked him to change > a few light bulbs this past week ... I'm still waiting. [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] >> THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE! >> I'm sorry. What was your question? omg that sounded like me this month lol caroline > Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE! > I'm sorry. What was your question? Plissken schrieb: > Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE! > I'm sorry. What was your question? So true! *g* I reacted similarly on Wednesday, thankfully only the (female) assistant was there, not my boss, so I got out without reprimanding *g* She just smiled when I told her shortly before I left that I would be okay again next day... Gruss aus Hamburg, Diana > Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change > a light bulb? [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > I'm sorry. What was your question? I had SWMBO read this this ayyem... As she finished, her response was, "Did you post that?" The edge (and my instinctual need at self-preservation) in her voice allowed me to quickly admit that I had NOTHING to do with even one letter. I was simply an admirer of the scenario. People have said humor wasn't easy but they seem to have failed to mention that it could be potentially deadly, too... The Ranger <snip> > Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE! > I'm sorry. What was your question? LOL Marc |
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