Family Forum / Marriage / Marriage / December 2005

Since this newsgroup is about marriage, I want to forget all the
rancid woman I was with in the past and get a new beginning.  I'm
finally ready to make the big move.  Which of you woman on this NG is
going to marry me?  Speak up, and lets get this race started.  I'll

Hello, this is kinda off topic of marriage but it does tie in with my
marriage, so I thought I would get some advive/opinions here first, I
don't post in other groups, but maybe I should with this concern, but
like I said I want to ask here first.

a pretty decent, worthwhile read if I do say so...
Divorce Self Defense 101
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by Pete Jensen

I've been married for over a decade and most of that time have resented my
DH spending time away from home (be it work related trips or social ones).
Lately I have noticed that I no longer resent it, in fact I look forward to
having that time away from him myself! I feel happier ...

Can anybody clue me in here?     In the past I've bought some of those small
Freixenet bottles for special occasions/holidays, and stored them in the
refrigerator, but after a few months, they're flat (they've have lost all
their CO2).     So if you keep them OUT of the refrigerator ...

I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas!  Just to let you all
know I am doing okay.  I spent Christmas Eve with my brother & sister
and their families.  Then we all went over to our aunt's house & spent
the rest of the evening with our various relatives there.

So, we're working on the Sunday crossword, and DH has
entered the word "driftage".  That just cracked me up --
it seemed so "Bill and Ted".  So I started laughing.  And
laughing, I just couldn't stop.  And he started getting a

Since I celebrate Christmas (albeit not in a religious way), I'm going to be
politically incorrect and say "Merry Christmas!"  If you don't celebrate
Christmas... well, I hope you had a great day, anyway!
We've had a very nice Christmas.  My stepdaughters came over last night.

Just wanted to wish you guys a merry Christmas. I've been thinking of
coming back but haven't found the time.  Enjoy the holiday!
--Brian

Do you remember when your loved one said that first so very serious
"I Love You"?  You know, the one when you knew that was it, the one
that makes you melt?
We had that moment yesterday :D

How Do you tell your new girlfriend that you love her, but you are affraid
to say the words.
My divorce was finale in September after thirteen years to the love of my
life,  I thought. And I have been dating a lady for almost six months.  Our

REAL men f.ck the wives of other men and let these idiots raise THEIR
children without paying a penny.
Yes, REAL men, like me, do have lots of SEX , do spread their genes,
but will never ever have to pay child-support or alimony like the poor

My wife totally embarassed me at my company Christmas party.  
She got very drunk and was telling all my coworkers about our sex life
in bed.  The more she drank, the worse she got.  Then she started
telling everyone she has a penis, and when one of my coworkers told

My wife is a clean freak.  All she does is clean the goddamn house.
I'm really tired of it.  When I married her, I married her for sex.
Now I rarely get any because she's always cleaning and is obcessed
with it.  If I get sex 5 times a year, I am lucky.  Don't get me

Don't get me wrong, I love my husband just the way he is, but a few months
ago I got a non-surgical facelift, Thermage, and I feel great now. It is
great yes, but here is my problem. I want my husband to get one as well. He
has been feeling old lately and I think this will do the ...