Family Forum / Marriage / Marriage / December 2006

Wow did I ever come across wrong.... Sorry to mislead you. Please
respond again.
For I'm not an english scolar...
I joined Gmail to obtain help.

Ok, so here is what happened to me this morning:
My perspective:
I wake up - I'm still half aslept (it takes me a long time to wake up,
I think that it is somehow acccurate to say that I am often still

You're in big trouble when you crawl in bed with a woman you just
picked up in a bar, get naked, and she says, "Your penis rings a
bell"......

I got to get rid of her, she's too ugly for me.
I'll accept any offer, reasonable or unreasonable.
She must go sooner than ASAP !!!
Free shipping if you take her today.

Hi, my name is Joyce, I'm 38, married to Pete, who is 35. We just had our
5th anniversary. (our wedding was on Halloween) Notice I didn't say
"celebrated" our anniversary, unless you consider me waking him up so he can
eat dinner then go back to sleep celebrating.

I join Gmail for one reason. To find a lost love. Help!
I recently met a woman for whom I thought was from heaven. Our
conversations over the net were the best I ever had with a woman, even
though she claimed to be Russian. We share stories ,pictures,and plan