Family Forum / Parenting / Mothers / December 2005

We could all use a chuckle and it is Happy Friday after all.  I shamelessly
stole this from another group but I found it very funny!
Here goes:
PREGNANT TURKEY

For the most part my DD packs her lunch.  I have let her get school lunches
from time to time ... but after reading the Menu this month .. there is no
way I'll be letting her again.
First .. don't get me wrong, my kids do have junk food here and there, but

I posted an article on SWMBO hitting 35 (and a year later 36) but
GooJa keeps stating that there ain't no such article. Those with
stronger majick than me, could you please find me the article?
BTW: SWMBO hits 41 today.

back to your regularly scheduled program.
Teri

Thanks to Barb giving me a super rec for cut out cookies, I just finished up
my 15th dozen.
They have not been frosted or glazed yet ... I'm looking for a good pourable
glaze that does not take powdered sugar (I don't have any and can't get to

Now that we live nearer family we sure are getting family involvement,
including the less enjoyable parts, iykwim.  Hence this part vent part
looking for ideas post.
DS is by far the youngest cousin, the next being 16 now, I think.  That one,

Hey Guys,
My Dear Uncle Gib is in the hospital and we've been told that it's "just a
matter of time".  This is my mom's brother and her best friend. . . they are
extremely close.  My mother and her husband drove over this morning from

Tell the jeans manufacturers that not everyone wants to wear jeans that are
so low rise they show off your pubic hair and butt crack? That not everyone
wants to be hiking up their pants all day and that not everyone is a size 4.
lol

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God Bless her!

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My mom asked my brothers and I if we would go in on having her house painted
(well it was my suggestion since several people in her neighborhood had
theirs done and hers really needs not only paint but repair).  I'm a bit
lost for having agreed to it.  I think dh did as well but I'm ...

<shamelessly taken from another NG>
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to
find out anyway!

listed my car in the auto trader and it sold the next day.  I received no
less than 10 calls over the week right after listing it.  I say WOW.  I
don't want to plug for auto trader but they did me well.  It is also a good
car so I can't say that all cars would sell that quickly!